If you are wondering exactly what a tattoo on each specific part means, i very fortunately happen to have a diagram here which provides this info. I took it from the website Cracked.
Because the words in the picture are not very clear, I typed them out at the side for you guys to read them.
Red: I will never have a job that pays taxes
Blue: I actually costs taxes. You know, with the prison and all.
Light Green: Socially acceptable rebellious tattoo zone.
Dark Green: Warning: 63% chance of dragons, wings or equivalent faggy lameness.
Purple: Yes, buying me a drink will totally work.
(I dunno what this color is called): It is only when drunk that I discovered my friends are assholes.
Yellow with black stripes: Danger: Tattoos here will become humiliating 500% faster than normal.
Brown: People always want to show their tattoos off. Draw your own conclusions, and make an appointment with your local clinic.
Pink: Cute Little Princess - now with Real Tattoo Accessory!
Now that we have established what each tattoo means, how do we avoid prejudice? If I have a tattoo on my arm but wish to apply for a banking job, what do I do? If I'm a girl and have a tattoo on my lower back, but do not wish to appear as a slut, is there any way of avoiding that?
Now you may say to cover up with clothing:
But as we can see, even this most conservative dress leaves the face and the hands exposed, together with any potentially offensive tattoos.
So, I have found an even more "comprehensive" dress to cover oneself and protect from any form of prejudice.
Perfect, isn't it!
